Category Archives: Philosophy

Some Idle Thoughts

“Sometimes I sets and thinks. Sometimes I just sets.”

Here are a few things I have determined to be great truths in life, whilst on the great journey myself.

  1. A picture is worth 2048 bytes.
  2. The 5 second rule does not apply to chili or soup.  Or broccoli.
  3. If you walk with a limp, Viagra won’t help you…
  4. Don’t cook bacon naked.
  5. Never eat at a restaurant called “Mom’s”. Never drink in a bar called “Happy’s”.
  6. Approval of something does not mean denial of the opposite.
  7. I am too old for adult movies.
  8. Anyone entering a restroom has right of way.
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