“Sometimes I sets and thinks. Sometimes I just sets.”
Here are a few things I have determined to be great truths in life, whilst on the great journey myself.
- A picture is worth 2048 bytes.
- The 5 second rule does not apply to chili or soup. Or broccoli.
- If you walk with a limp, Viagra won’t help you…
- Don’t cook bacon naked.
- Never eat at a restaurant called “Mom’s”. Never drink in a bar called “Happy’s”.
- Approval of something does not mean denial of the opposite.
- I am too old for adult movies.
- Anyone entering a restroom has right of way.